bad boy junglist j runs tings in arge

easy people. got so much to write in this fucking thing. and i seem to keep on chatting crap as soon as i start. having said that though 100 peeps have read this shit, in fact almost 2!! fuck knows why(my sis wants me to stop using so many swear words... soz sophs!). god only knows who! i havent even got that many friends.. although facebook would disagree! must be my fellow bloggers on the website i started this shit on!! but anyways, if you are reading this, much appreciated, and once again, apologies for the inability to write a proper sentence. having said that though, pens did comment on the letter i sent home the other day, telling me my prose was beautiful!! check me out... aaanyways, im actually gonna try and write something interesting today. err...interesting...ha! might as well sart with the birdage!.. brazilian birds are buff! they have all got something amazing about them... i think it might be the fact they all wear little thongs! but honestly, theyre beautiful. at first i thought they were all a bit fat, saggy bums and what not, not your standard slim fitness. but its has been growing on me and i now love the booty... maybe thats got something to do with the fact im not getting any so i find most things attractive! but honestly they have this beuty about them... i dont want to get too deep, but its true, theyre the boom joodies. although i have not been able to get any business, which is pants. but i put that down to claire, who isnt willing to pretend to be lesbo for my sake.. selfish arsebandit. ah well, sex isnt everything. masterbatiobn is still fun, sometimes incredible actually! not that i.. what am i on about.. women.. theyre fit, weve worked that one out. admittedly the blokes are all pretty buff also, somehow theyre all tonk. bitches. and they can speak portuguese.. so theres no chance im gonna get any vagina!! however they do all wear speedos, so that does make em look like chumps, showing off their tiny peckers! that was in rio... now im in ariel d ajuda i think.. and its kindo a mixture of brazilians and argentinians, so we no have a nice mixture of saggy and tight bottoms. brilliant, not that ive been perving.. on the contrary. enough of the bums... breasts.. ha! alot of fake titties, some are pretty nice though, but no one goes topless. might head down to the nudist colony... anyways, enouigh odf the birdage.. im in ajuda, and its sweet. basically a little town that was made for holidays, but its been made really well, and its luvly. really pretty little town with a huge beach that goes on for miles. cheap, good food. some real honeys. wicked atmos. oh yeah, this place is meant to be the rave place! and i guess it is in ways. but its that silly psy tranny rave sort of scene, loads of poi and dreads, and u v. thankfully there isnt any batties carrying round paint and succumbing(ooo..) you to the battiness that is psy trance. but its awesome, they got this well nice club pretty much on the beach, really well done, and psy trance isnt that bad in the grand scheme of things.. better than that electro shite or whatever all that poo is called. coming from arge where its nothing but electro, or techno, whatevs.. its amazing stuff! probs hitting it hard again tonight, actually were not really hitting it that hard.. claire seems to be flakeing after the first caiprinha we have! psyche.. not completely true, but were not exactly tearing it up. although we did have a pretty good stomp, pulling off the epic mount stomp!! and theres a really good atmos here, everyones on holiday so thats probs why, all is chulled. to the max. unlike in rio, where there was loads n loads of people, and just all pretty hectic. we did have some joker, called ivan i think, come up to us on the first day, and literally stand next to us for about 6 hours, throwing in the odd bla bla bla, potuguese shite which we had no idea what he was saying, random stuff. did give me sum bifta though. lovely chap! but the beach in rio was the best place for people watching. and by the looks of things thats the only thing that people did! pretty sure i didnt see one book or anything like that. i guess there was alot of footy.. shit yeah.. the birds play footy out here! such a turn on, and theyre sick. still havent jopined in a game yet.. really should, have started to play with the coconuts, which hurt.. but rio was incredible. such a cool city. fecking enormous too. and some of the views you could get were ridiculous. we did quite alot, touristy things i mean. and shit, new years.. thikn i fiorgot to mention that in the last blog.. basically a big piss up on the beach. was a huge fireworks display, which was pretty epic. and then some wak dj played, but it was far too busy. a pretty amazing new years though. there was something about rio that made it such a wicked place. i think it might just be brazil in general. brazilians are awesome, somehow.. probs because theyre all well nice but not overly nice like argies and .. fuck knows why. basically rio is really pretty. got some amazing streets, winding up the mountains. the buildings are awesome too, alot of really nice places. its just got loads of character.. still havernt done all of it though so i think well be hitiing it again on the way back. righjt.. im bored, still need to chat bout xmas.. fuck it.. december, i spent most of my time, going to the park. the weather was incred in ba. moved into the flat claire was living, still is/was .. anyways.. cant really rememeber what i did.. sure it was pretty dull, involving smoking loads n sleeping. xmas was all good in the end. thought it was going to be shit, but was just well wierd in the end, but really nice. they do it on the 24th basically, with a big meal and presents at midnight, then everyone gets battered. so had a nice roast, gaspar claire n debs. then prett much went o bed. 25th was awesome though. woke up, opened my stoclking my madre sent me, which was epic. then hit the park, also hit the church in the evening which was awesome. loads of spanish hymns pretty much the same as the english ones.. had a good sing song. then had a nice meal.. but the best thing was after loads of chat about trying to get a xmas film, i turned on the tv at bout 12 and love actually was on.. classic, who could want more for xmas. probs quite alot of people actually, but yeah, was all pretty jokes. right.. im off. love you.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

errrrrr. its been a while people. hope youve all been well. i miss you all. and i miss sweet england. although not so much right now, and not so much really at all, except for maybe just before xmas... right now i sit in rioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! which is such a sweet city. the nicest beach place. honestly thought it was going to be some standard beach with a huge city behind it... but its ridiculous, its got the best views, loads of random mountains, its all about mountains... rocks basically! sickness, the joods. but yeah, the geology here is awesome. this place has got so much more than argietitwank. have properly fallen in love with this place. we b, me and claire, bussed it up from buenos aires all the way here. 48 hours overall with a break on the border which gave us enough time to watch man u get beaten by west ham... in fact, we didnt see the whole match, but most of it, but just thought id mention it! actually, it might be bad karma... i think were playing west ham at the mo... but were the arsenal, weve got arsene... err, oh yeah... 48 hours on the bus. hideous journey, although it wasnt too bad, and it was ridiculously nice to be travelling away from buenos aires and argentina. the first time i have left the city since i arrived, pretty silly really. so nice to get out, and so nice to be in brazil. there something amazing about this place, well, from what ive seen. for one its got really nice views.. on the bus we passed through some big hills and the views were amazing. malcs would have loved it. claire wasnt too appreciative really, bit of a complainer, non stop winging on the bus. pretty lame chat also, i go along with it though.. in fact, claires a pretty good bloke. and i havent actually done one bit of organizing, so i cant really cuss her. i have tried.. no i havent... ill carry on later, claires being batty, also agent zigzag and the pool calls... agent zigzag is a proper dude, genious.. yeah, in a bit..xxxxxx

hi guys and girls and mums and dads and probarbly quite afew people thanks to mr beacrofts amazement of my blogging skills! if your reading this blog, read it with a light coating of salt. it is admittedly all bollocks, and most of it doesnt make sense, but i prefer to write like this than to write ´i went to the zoo, i liked the ponies, i went to see a magnificent statue, it was marvellous´ although that was actually quite fun! but to tell you the truth i havent really done anything like that yet. life is pretty standard at the moment. im not doing much at all. right, what ive done since ive been in buenos aires... err, right, i arrived 3 weeks ago, had some alergic reaction on the bus fro the north to here which scared the poo out of me. was a proper full body rash and it was the itchiest thing in the world! a 10 hour buss journey in which itched for about 9 hours and got 1 hours kip. got here and stayed with a mum for afew days which was cool. then timmy tiddler and robbie the ork came down from the north. had a couple of heavy nights. then moved into my hostel. really sinced ive moved here i havent done much at all! went to see the killers and travis! was pretty jokes, but it got really boring, although there were loads of fitties there. was there with some bird who actually fell asleep standing up in the middle of killers(thats almost my best story of the past 3 weeks!). also went to see bjork, which was fucking incred. absolutely love the girl. shes so cute, even though shes 40! that was amazing. have eaten out loads, such good food out here. this is boring as fook. barbs is wating to use the comp anyways. so im gona bust. will write again when ive actually got somethng to say. laters skaters.xxx

honestly!! not cool! rutting like an absolute mo fo! need some love from someone! have nothing! just me a some nob jockey victor receptionist guy, moody gay boy just recovered from neumonia bummer. bastard! creAMFIELDS IS PANTS. DONT GO. DONT COME TO BUENOS Aires either. shit place! stay in england, the land of hash and fields! the holy trinity, where are you. am seriously flying the flag on my own tonight! stil going strong, typing with one hand but fuck me am i typing quickly! so cunted. actually not too bad, butr feel a bit wierd. have drunk silly amounts of speed! not the drug, equvalent of red bull! itrs just me and my ciggys! as per fucking usuial! where my boys! i want my boys! argies just dont know the coo! theyre rubbish. i lie, but just not in the mood for niceties... oooooo check the word!.... really close to tears right now. only stu off his tits singing oasis could cheer me up now! so fed up with this hostel! just started using 2 hands! so much pace!! thids hostel! such poo place. cant be dealing with the people either. apart from aug! wheres aug. hes blaters still got sum shling. actually, on the plus side, i could be in jail right now!! sum police fuckers grabbed me with my coke in my hand and royally fucking made me shit myself!thought i was proper fucked. fuckng huge mother fuckwers jumped on me from out pof nowhere. pulled some nun chuks on me, but i summoned junglist j and we had a dance off and i rinsed them!! god im a faggot! i dressed like one tonight actually. had my stupid fucking sunglasses on! why do they all wear stupid fucking sunglasses. victors still walking around. i might go hit him. but those cunti police men. not sure if they were even police, but tehey were pretty big. had to give them like 250 pesos. bout 40 squid! and my coke! massive putas. feeek like poo. and the music! such poo. carl cox, chemical brothers, digweed, zebeila, lcd gay system, all a bunch of electro fannys. bum bum bum bumb bum bum bum bumb , thats really fun to type!! bum bum bum bum bum , all fucking night. 10 hours of shit! 2 many djs were actually alright! but everyone else! what loosers, go back to music school! if your reading this, please give me some love. im going. to my extremelyt rank bed, with 6 other people in it! i mean in the room. cant be arsed to correct. love you all. massive hug. adieu.x

easy people. i cant really think of what to write. once again. ive got the sniffles, not cool. and am going raving later. creamfields. should be massive. got myself some proper gritty greasy arge sun glasses yesterday. fake armani´s! everyone seems to wear them out here! all the clubs, everyones got glasses. possibly because everyone is fucked the whole time. well, not the whole time, but most nights you go to, youll find quite a few face eaters in glasses! quite funny actually. but the fucking electro! its everywhere. its actuially quite depressing. all i want is something a little bit up beat, but no, the fuckers keep on banging out their electro. you know what. im not really in the mood for writing this. what im gonna do is write to you after creamfields. it could possibly be the grumpiest thing you read, but fuck it. bring on the fields of cream. love you all. mwah.xxxxxxxxxxxx